10-02-2008, 01:23 AM
This Individual Seeks an Executive Position, And Will Be
Available January 9TH 2009.
RESUME
GEORGE W BUSH
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE
WASHINGTON D C
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT
I Was arrested for driving while under the influence
Of Alcohol, I Pleaded Guilty, had my Driving License
Suspended for 3 months, my Driving License Records
Have since been Mislaid and cant be found,
Military
I Joined the Texas Air National Guard, and went Awol
I Refused to take a Drug Test, or answer questions about
My Drug use.
I was able to Avoid Combat Duty in Vietnam.
PAST ACHIEVMENTS
I Invaded And Occupied 2 Countries, at a continuing
cost of over one Bullion Dollars per Week
I Bought an Oil Company in Texas, Couldnt find any Oil
The company went Bankrupt;;
I Cut taxes and Bankrupted the Texas Treasury.To The
Tune of Billions of Borrowed Money
I Set the Record for the most Executions by any
Governor in American History.
I Ran for US Congress And Lost
ETC,ETC,ETC,
I Am on Tony Blairs Xmass Card List.
Available January 9TH 2009.
RESUME
GEORGE W BUSH
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE
WASHINGTON D C
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT
I Was arrested for driving while under the influence
Of Alcohol, I Pleaded Guilty, had my Driving License
Suspended for 3 months, my Driving License Records
Have since been Mislaid and cant be found,
Military
I Joined the Texas Air National Guard, and went Awol
I Refused to take a Drug Test, or answer questions about
My Drug use.
I was able to Avoid Combat Duty in Vietnam.
PAST ACHIEVMENTS
I Invaded And Occupied 2 Countries, at a continuing
cost of over one Bullion Dollars per Week
I Bought an Oil Company in Texas, Couldnt find any Oil
The company went Bankrupt;;
I Cut taxes and Bankrupted the Texas Treasury.To The
Tune of Billions of Borrowed Money
I Set the Record for the most Executions by any
Governor in American History.
I Ran for US Congress And Lost
ETC,ETC,ETC,
I Am on Tony Blairs Xmass Card List.